Superhero Party Supplies
How to throw a superhero theme picnic birthday party?
My son is gonna turn 1 and his name is Clark as in Clark Kent from superman. And I want to throw him a picnic party. Any ideas in customising the party with homemade supplies?
Help please
1. Arrive at party bodypainted nude to resemble Powergirl or Supergirl’s costumes, whichever body type you have.
2. Achieve cake. Cake should be decorated with the birthday person’s favorite superhero’s icon. A Superman “S” is easy. Not much harder for a Spider-man chest symbol. Hopefully they’re not fans of Metal Men or The Beyonder as this is gonna get complex and your cake decorator is going to place a contract on your life.
3. musically, grab some Danny Elfman, John Williams and the like from Salkind’s Superman, Raimi’s Spider-Man and Downey’s Iron Man to mix into the standard ipod mix.
4. Don’t wear any underwear (see #1 above).
5. Alter standard picnic goods to sound like superhero treats. Hot dogs? NO! WonderDogs! Cheeseburgers? HELLNO! Wolverine patties with cheese!
6. If a swimmin’ pool is available grab some doo-dads to toss into the pool for Namor’s Underwater Treasure Hunt!
7. Have a TV somewhere running a constant stream of good superhero movies. (That means no Blade, Catwoman, Daredevil or Elektra.) Consider Kick-Ass and The Spirit for alternative themes.
8. See if Rob Liefeld’s busy (HINT: He isn’t) to come by and do sketches for about 30 minutes or until his Attention Deficit Disorder takes him away to chase after butterflies.
9. EVERYONE WEARS A MASK! (this is a particularly bad idea so it’s probably the most important one.)
10. Make sure Han shoots first.